:::opening scene - DysdHousewife walks out of bedroom Sunday morning, to find BoyGenius watching cartoons:::
DysdHousewife: "Hey buddy, what's up?"
BoyGenius: "Hey mom, just watching TV" (Glances towards his mom)
(BoyGenius does moviestyle doubletake)
BoyGenius: "GOSH MOM what's wrong with your HEAD?!"
DysdHousewife: "Whadya mean?"
BoyGenius(moves closer to get a good look): "WOW What *IS* that thing?!! It looks like you GOT SHOT in the head or somethin!!"
Dysd Housewife: "Shuddup."
Niiice.
- Dysd Housewife
- I am a wife & a mom. My husband is my hero. I have 4 children who are the laughter in my soul, the light of my life, and the primary reason I dye my hair. I have a snarky sense of humor that gets me in trouble. We live on 3 acres of Ponderosa forest, where electricity is optional and off road recreation is mandatory.
The Other Dysfunctional House Members:
DysdHubby
GirlyWoman - 20
GirlyDiva - 14
BoyGenius - 12
BoyKing - 5
3 comments:
I hate using this over used online acronym....ROFLMAO!
Woman, you are too F-in funny!
Ok, that was hilarious! I can;t wait until my boys say that to their mom...ha ha ha
NOT kidding he really said that. OBVIOUSLY the proactiv is NOT working! LOL
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