Wednesday, January 28

Wealthy Women Don't Blog

Okay Guys. I'm shutting down the blog.
DysdHouse is movin' on up! I've already picked out my Mercedes, and a Hummer for DysdHubby. As soon as all the money gets here, we're sending the dysdchildren to a lovely boarding school nestled in the Swiss Alps. We'll be buying property in London, Bermuda, and perhaps Canada..You know..for the skiing. Goodbye and farewell. Cuz..um..This letter that just arrived to my inbox just HAS to be the real deal.. LOOKIT. It's got all those big official fancy looking words & stuff...And the grammar. WOW. And Barrister? You *have* to know what an official name that is. And besides- I've always felt I had a formerly-unknown-rich-but-dead relative out there that remembered me fondly..

Greetings,

I understand that through Internet is not a best way to link up with you because of the confidentiality which my proposal demands.

However, I have already sent you this same letter one month ago, but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, hence i am constrain to reach you through Internet which has been abused over the years.

I wish to notify you again that You were listed as Heir to the total sum of Three Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds in the codicil and last testament of the deceased.(Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). I contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the Heir to the inheritance funds.

I therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers, bank account number, and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.

Please indicate your interest immediately for us to proceed. I shall feed you full of details of this transaction upon receipt of your reply towards this proposal.
I look forward to meeting from you.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Ben Mark (Barrister)
Telephone +447024058780.

6 comments:

FishermansDaughter said...

Uh oh, I got the same letter - does that mean we'll have to share?! (surfed ovah from MaMa Goose)

natasha the exile on Mom Street said...

Oh my, are we sharing a brain?

First we both post about the joys of little boys, then we pick the same HOUR to post about things in our inboxes?

I mean, sure, my inbox was a fortune cookie, but that TOTALLY counts.

Rolling Off The Edge... Together said...

Heh. I wish!

teahouse said...

Hahahaha..I love how they suddenly withhold the name of the person because it's their "second letter to you."

I say go for it. And yeah, you may have to pay some money up front to "release the funds," but who cares when it's so many millions! Cha-ching!

Have you heard of the latest manifestation of this scam? Law firms are now getting emails purporting to be from legit companies who want to hire them for their legal services. I got one at work saying it was a Japanese company. But I traced the isp to a site in Nigeria.

Mama Goose said...

Let's plan a vacation together! I just won the British Lottery - again!!

Seriously. Who falls for these?

But the Maine State Lottery has it right: Their slogan is "Dream a Little"

Anonymous said...

From Am Staff:

Guess we all have the DNA.
Been receiving this letter now for about a month