Previously, I was known as the "family camel". (hey wait..should that offend me?) This is because I can ride in a car for 6-8 hours without even THINKING about peeing. And that's after drinking a soda or two on the trip.
And now, you ask? Russian racehorses ain't got nothing on me. I am constantly in the bathroom. I got up THREE times in the middle of the night. I never get up at night. And it's not just your little "dribble" either. It's GALLONS.
And yesterday.. I sneezed. - and peed myself.
So. Not. Cool.